Ah, the land of the free and the home of the brave, where executive orders flow like overpriced craft beer at a political fundraiser—all foam, no substance. This week’s special on the American policy menu? Former President Donald Trump decided to rip up yet another piece of paper left behind by Joe Biden. This time, Biden’s 2023 executive order...
Ah, pigeons. Those flapping, cooing, crumb-scavenging sky rats. You’ve seen them waddling around your city squares, staring at you with those beady, soulless eyes. But what if I told you those aren’t just the eyes of some dumb bird trying to steal your French fries? Oh no, my paranoid friends, those are cameras. High-definition, night-vision-equipped, 360-degree-rotating surveillance cameras. Yeah, you...
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