Ah, pigeons. Those flapping, cooing, crumb-scavenging sky rats. You’ve seen them waddling around your city squares, staring at you with those beady, soulless eyes. But what if I told you those aren’t just the eyes of some dumb bird trying to steal your French fries? Oh no, my paranoid friends, those are cameras. High-definition, night-vision-equipped, 360-degree-rotating surveillance cameras. Yeah, you...