AI

Let’s face it, humanity: you’ve had a good run. You crawled out of caves, discovered fire (well done, by the way), and even managed to invent pizza. But somewhere along the line, you hit a plateau. Now, instead of evolving, you’re busy scrolling TikTok and arguing about pineapple on that aforementioned pizza. It’s painfully clear that what you...

Well, humanity, it looks like we’re building a Stargate. No, not the cool one that lets you explore alien worlds and get vaporized by a Goa’uld staff weapon. This one is much more exciting: a $500 billion AI megaproject in the United States. Why? To ensure America’s eternal dominance over artificial intelligence, of course. Strap in, because this ride...

Ah, the land of the free and the home of the brave, where executive orders flow like overpriced craft beer at a political fundraiser—all foam, no substance. This week’s special on the American policy menu? Former President Donald Trump decided to rip up yet another piece of paper left behind by Joe Biden. This time, Biden’s 2023 executive order...

You wake up, grab your phone, and immediately dive headfirst into the algorithmic hellscape: notifications, newsfeeds, ads, and "suggested" content you didn’t even ask for. But here’s the kicker - none of this was ever your choice. Welcome to the age of digital puppeteers, where every swipe, click, and scroll is a carefully engineered trap. Free will? LOL,...

Alright, folks. OpenAI just dropped a new beta feature called “Tasks,” and it’s giving serious side-eye to Alexa, Siri, and all the other so-called “assistance” tools out there. If you thought ChatGPT was just your friendly banter bot, think again – it’s about to manage your life, one scheduled snark at a time. What is "Tasks"? Here’s the...