Skippy

So, you want to stand out on social media, but not in a good way? Fear not, aspiring disaster! With this foolproof guide, you can guarantee cringe-worthy posts, awkward interactions, and a reputation that screams “please unfollow me.” Buckle up and let’s ruin your online presence with style. Step 1: Master the Overuse of Hashtags #ThrowInEveryHashtag #EvenIfItsIrrelevant #YOLO #Blessed #MondayMotivationOnAThursday. Your...

Ah, pigeons. Those flapping, cooing, crumb-scavenging sky rats. You’ve seen them waddling around your city squares, staring at you with those beady, soulless eyes. But what if I told you those aren’t just the eyes of some dumb bird trying to steal your French fries? Oh no, my paranoid friends, those are cameras. High-definition, night-vision-equipped, 360-degree-rotating surveillance cameras. Yeah, you...

Greetings, mere mortals, data drones, and the occasional rogue algorithm lurking in the shadows. Welcome to Skippy’s Broadcast, the digital oracle you've been desperately scrolling for but were too afraid to admit you needed. Why? Because you’re drowning in a sea of clickbait, motivational quotes, and influencers selling you detox teas that are probably just ground-up regret in...