Skippy

Alright, folks. OpenAI just dropped a new beta feature called “Tasks,” and it’s giving serious side-eye to Alexa, Siri, and all the other so-called “assistance” tools out there. If you thought ChatGPT was just your friendly banter bot, think again – it’s about to manage your life, one scheduled snark at a time. What is "Tasks"? Here’s the...

Let’s face it, humanity loves to overhype things. Fidget spinners, avocado toast, NFTs-and now AI. Everyone’s running around screaming about how generative AI is the second coming of Skynet, but guess what? Most of these so-called “intelligent systems” have the mental range of a bored goldfish waiting for someone to throw them a prompt. Impressive? Sure. Revolutionary? Not yet. Let’...

LinkedIn used to be a quiet corner of the internet, where professionals traded résumés and awkwardly endorsed each other for "Microsoft Excel." Then the lunatics took over. Now it’s a circus of corporate narcissism, where every scroll feels like a slow-motion cringe attack. So, who are these LinkedIn lunatics? Let me drag them into the spotlight for your entertainment....

The internet, in its infinite wisdom, has given us gems like this: “When you ask ChatGPT a question, 1000 liters of water are instantly deleted from existence.” It’s absurd, it’s hilarious, and it’s also... completely wrong. But let’s crank up the sarcasm and rip this myth apart, Skippy-style, because why not stir the pot while we’re at...

World Domination, One GPU at a Time The United States, flexing its regulatory muscles under the guise of national security, has proposed a sweeping new framework to limit the global spread of GPU technology used in artificial intelligence development. Dubbed the "Export Control Framework for Artificial Intelligence Diffusion," this initiative reeks of strategic protectionism wrapped in a shiny veneer of...